liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
Send me a few you guys! I feel like I don’t know any of you!
This is super cute! Please everyone, I must know. Especially ice cream in case we ever meet irl and I can buy us ice cream!